Lyrics

No cars in the driveway
Guess I'm staying home today, but
It's hard making the time pass with all of this
Wet sand in the hourglass

There's something about you
You bit off more than I can chew
Don't call me a masochist, I just
happen to be in love with a sadist

Don't look back
The best times are behind us
Don't look back if you don't wanna wind up looking' like a pillar of salt
I hate it when that happens

I'm positive I'm right,
and only one of us can be right,
so that must mean I'm right,
so shut up!

It takes forever to get dressed
I always want to look my best
For no one in particular, but it's a
good habit for me to learn, besides

Big Brother is on to me
the paragon of impropriety
In the end it's his loss, you know
I really kinda like it when people watch



I'm positive I'm right,
and only one of us can be right,
so that must mean I'm right,
so shut up!
I'm positive I'm right,
and only one of us can be right,
so that must mean I'm right,
so shut up!

This isn't what I planned, as expected
If you didn't understand

The best times are behind us
The best times are behind us now
The best times are behind us
So don't look back, no, don't look back

Something smells in your garage
Time to take out your garbage
And if that scent remains, go find what died

Absence makes the heart grow stupid
So go on, eat your heart out, cupid
And let me show you how a real professional does it

It's all a thing of the past, but at least you tried
What a shame, the future don't look so bright
Since when was it wrong to be so right?