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  1. Tuxedo-T

Lyrics

I used to feel down, when I was looking like a fool
dressed in rags, the cats all said "You'll never be this cool"
'Course it's hard to pay for class when you're as poor as dirt
Until one magic day, I came across a shirt

That I could buy for cheap as free
a uniform that's fit for me
A black tuxedo t-shirt design
Now people tell each other
I might as well be God's own brother
Cuz it's makin' me look straight up divine

Now people say I got looks to kill, some say I've always had em'
To all those who say otherwise, I say,
"Why, I oughta! Lemme at 'em, lemme at 'em!"
You say it's fake? Well I just call that jealousy
No matter what, you'll never ever be as fly as me

So might as well go home and pack it
You can't beat my dinner jacket
Or the ironed-on impression at least
Rose and buttons, plus include my
Cummerbund suit-coat and bow tie
all conveniently combined in one piece

Yeah, yeah, it's my tuxedo T
It's my tuxedo-T
It's my tuxedo-T
It's my tuxedo-T

Now tell the truth,
do you think I'm looking good?
Do you think I'm looking good?
Just say I'm looking good!
(You're lookin' good!)

I'm formal, but I'm here to party
I'm formal but I'm here to get down
I'm formal, but I'm here to party
So spread the word around

I'm formal, but I'm here to party
I'm formal but I'm here to get down
I'm formal, but I'm here to party
So spread the word around

Nowadays my life's all shakin' hands and kissin' babies
I get so tired fending off the waves of pretty ladies
It's quite a tiny price to pay for always looking fine
And you can do it to for only $14.99!

Made of cotton 'stead of satin
Better brush up on your Latin, baby
Quam pulcha mea cultus est
You know my half tuxedo
Hits your heart like a torpedo, yeah
You know this pseudo-suit is the best! Yes!

It's my tuxedo-T
It's my tuxedo-T
It's my tuxedo-T
It's my tuxedo-T
It's my tuxedo-T
It's my tuxedo-T
Yeah!